LMFAO. That’s right… BAD BITCH!!!
Lol. Fun night at Bww. I dont even know whos bike that was. #Badbitch

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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Lmfao

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thegreensanitarium:

riverdogproductions:

newworldorganization:

drifterscave:

doitsundere:

anal0g2:

asvpyeezy:

kanye sleeping.

shhhh

Kanye Rest

in his Kanye Nest

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

did you just

this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time
naturahle:

felibre:

Midtown intersection, NYC.
Watching the pace and flow of New York City from above is amazing. The constant stream of yellow taxis lining the avenues, the waves of pedestrians hurriedly crossing with the change of traffic signals, little figures disappearing into and emerging from the subway stations, the chorus of honking horns and sirens. It’s all so rhythmic and strangely soothing to watch.
Navid Baraty
"Watch out boy he’ll chew you up." #maneater
#foreveralone

cyberwank:

petition for an xmen origins movie about storm and her life as a young thief in egypt and about her life in kenya where she was worshipped as a goddess and also how she became a member of the xmen thanks

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babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY